Walkin' Me To Drink

I told the judge I've changed my ways.

His Honor gave me ninety days.

"I'm through with hanging out in bars."

"The same", he said, "is true for cars."

I've changed my clothes. I changed my hair.

I changed the way I think.

But I can't get my license and it's Walkin' Me To Drink.

I went down to the DMV.

The man said: "Are you kidding me?"

I moved out to another state

But I still can't get no license plate.

I've changed my name. I changed my mind.

I backed off from the brink,

But I can't get my license and it's Walkin' Me To Drink.

Pedestrian's an insult. It's another word for boring.

Sidewalks are a bummer, just good for rolling drunks and whoring.

I walk the streets. I walk the dog.

I tell you they both stink,

But I can't get my license and it's Walkin' Me To Drink.

I walk the streets. I walk the dog.

I tell you they both stink,

But I can't get my license and it's Walkin' Me To Drink.