Rock Softly

Some folks love them big, blue eyes

And some adore the face.

Some love legs, those tender thighs

That move with feline grace.

Some adore the way they felt.

Some yearn for what they saw.

But, if you want my heart to melt

Just let me have that jaw.

If you want to knock my socks off,

You've got to get my rocks off.

Won't you listen just this once to what I said.

If you wonder what to give me, give me head.

Some men love the silver, yes,

And some men love the gold.

Some men need a cause to share.

Some need a hand to hold.

Some go down in history,

And some go down in jail.

But, your head will solve my mystery

And you can keep the tail.

If you want to knock my socks off,

You've got to get my rocks off.

Won't you listen just this once to what I said.

If you wonder what to give me, give me head.

Some heads serve as hat racks.

Some just hold two ears apart.

Dandruff makes some flaky,

Never finish what they start.

Some heads carry heavy brains,

So ready with a quip.

But, sweet darling, won't you ease my pains.

Just loosen up that lip.

If you want to knock my socks off,

You've got to get my rocks off.

Must I shout it 'til my face is turning red.

If you want to start me grinnin',

You don't need to drop your linen,

Just get on your knees and pray for love instead.

If you wonder what to give me, give me head.

Some folks swear that disco sucks,

And some say disco rules.

Some rely on lots of bucks.

Some count on lots of cools.

But, myself, I find the social climb

Un-speak-a-bul-ly dull,

And I do hunger for that thrill soo-blime

Of sweet, young tender skull.

If you want to knock my socks off,

You've got to get my rocks off.

Don't you give me tea and sympathy instead.

For those sweet, sweet silent hollers

I would cough up all my dollars.

You can roll me up and leave me by the bed.

If you wonder what to give me, give me head.